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Hi,this blog may be really weird.Tell me what you think.I like when people comment and it's nice to know people read my blog!!!OK here is another joke thing!!
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.~Blond #1-You look tired.
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.Blond #2-Ya, i couldn't sleep so i counted sheep but i only made it to 500.
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.Blond#1-Then did you fall asleep?
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.Blond#2-No,how do you think i could sleep with 500 sheep in my room??!!~
OK that was pretty lame.Now if any one of you is blond i don't mean any offence because i am blond too!!!

More stuff!

Ok here is somthing kinda funny
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.~Tom:Did i ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a lion?
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.Jim:No what happened?
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.Tom:There I stood...with out a gun.The lion crept closes...and closer...and even closer....
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.Jim:What did you do!!!??
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.Tom:I moved to the next cage!~

Funny stuff!

Hear are a few things for you to read!!!They may be weird.Tell me what you think.
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.~Daily prayer:Dear God,put your arms around my shoulders and you hands over my mouth!!~
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.~Teacher:"Boys and girls,there is a wonderful example in the life of the ant.Every day the ant goes and works all day long.Every day the ant is busy.And in the end what happens?"
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.John:"Someone steps on him."~
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.~What does a bee get at McDonald's?
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.A humburger.~
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.~Just before the ark set sail,Noah saw his two sons fishing over the side. "Go easy on the bait guys",he said."Remember I've only got two worms!"~
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.~"Why is your dog growling at me while I'm eating?",Dave asked Steve."Does he want me to give him some food?"
"No,"said Steve."He's just mad that you are eating off his favorite plate."~
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.~City slicker:Whats the name of this ranch?"
Rancher:"Why its the Double-D Crooked-T Bar-B Circle-M."
City slicker:"It's kind of hard to remember all that,isn't it?"
Rancher:"I s'pose so."
City slicker:"So where are all the cows?"
Rancher:"Can't keep any.One look at that branding iron and they're gone!!!"~
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.~Guide: I never guide hunters any more,just fishermen.
Hunter: Why?
Guide: Because I've never been mistaken for fish.~
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.Do you know you wasted 92 whole seconds reading this stuff!You know what you could have done in that time?You could have ordered a burger at the McDonald's drive through and still have one second left!!!LOL!!!:)

Weird stuff!

here is something good.hope it makes you laugh!!
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.Who was the 3rd man to walk on water?
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.The first was Jesus Christ
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.The second was the apostal peter
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.The third was this guy.... named Jose.....
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OK you may think this blog is weird or crazy or maybe cool.well it is supposed to be weird!!So here it goes!!!!
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.What three people walked on water??
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.The first was Christ.
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.The second was the apostle Peter
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.The third was this guy named Jose
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