computer

i have a computer.duh what was i thinking of course i have a computer or i would not be posting.Boy,have i lost my mind?I relay am stupid.I think i must have fried it when i walked in that fire.jkjkjk.But i am sssooooooooo random.Ok see that was so random!Ps i have nothing to post about(duh)here i go again.Ok let me stop before i make a complete idiot of myself!!!!!!!!l8r!!!
-Karie

Blond

OK here is a joke thing

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blond lady driver,'ma'am,is there a reason that your waving all over the road?'
The woman replied,"Oh officer thank goodness your here!I almost have an accident.I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me.I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me!
Reaching through the side window to the rear view window,the officer replied,Ma'am......that is your air freshener...........
OK tell me what you think of that!!!!!!!!:)

question

hay you guys,does any one of you know how to play a guitar?Because i want to learn how to play.OK later!

pizza

i eat pizza now.

three brain teasers

1.a murderer is condemned to death.He has to choose between three rooms.The first is full of raging fires,the second is assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.Which room is the safest for him?
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.The room with the lions.If they haven't eaten in three years they would be dead!!!!Do you feel silly now??????!!!
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2.A woman shoots her husband.Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes.Finally, she hangs him.but five minutes later the go out together and have a wonderful diner together.How can this be??
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The woman was a photographer.she shot a picture of her husband and developed it and then hung it up to dry!!!!!lol!!
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3.This is an unusual paragraph.I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it.It's so plain you would think there is nothing wrong with it.In fact there is nothing wrong with it!It unusual though.Study it,and think about it,but you may still find anything odd.But if you work a bit,you might find it out.Try to do so with out coaching!!
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The letter 'e'-the most common letter in the English language-is missing from the entire paragraph!This was hard,if you got this one-give yourself a pat on the back!

Ok tell me what you think of that!!!!!!

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i want pizza and soda.