not quite as lame!

Ok so I just found some sort of lame but not as lame things to post!

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.


Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.


You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.


The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.


The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

OK the end for now!

Lame

Ok so I'm going to post the most boring joke on all the earth NOW!!!


Ok so this guyri des into town on Friday, he stays 3 days and leave again on Friday. How can this be?
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The horses name was FRIDAY!!!!




Yeah yeah i know it's pretty lame but I didn't have any thing else to post right now!