not quite as lame!

Ok so I just found some sort of lame but not as lame things to post!

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.


Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.


You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.


The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.


The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

OK the end for now!

Lame

Ok so I'm going to post the most boring joke on all the earth NOW!!!


Ok so this guyri des into town on Friday, he stays 3 days and leave again on Friday. How can this be?
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The horses name was FRIDAY!!!!




Yeah yeah i know it's pretty lame but I didn't have any thing else to post right now!

wow

i want a monkey

More jokes

Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents,
so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to
have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and
all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the
repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."

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A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she
picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "That's ! a thermos . . . it keeps some
things hot and some things cold." "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the
thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos . . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee".

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Two factory workers were talking.

"I think I'll take some time off from work,'' said the man.

"How do you think you''ll do that?" asked the BLONDE.

He proceeded to climb the rafters and hung upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what in the world he was doing.

"I'm a light bulb,'' answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off,'' declared the boss.

So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.

The BLONDE saw her chance and started to walk out too.

The boss questioned her, "And where in the world do you think you are going?"

The BLONDE answered, ''Home, I can't work in the dark.''
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The Top 10 Dumbest Inventions

10. Black Highlighter
9. Braille Driver's Manual
8. Clear Correction Fluid
7. Fake Rhinestones
6. Inflatable Dart Board
5. Mesh Umbrella
4. Motorcycle Air Conditioner
3. Sugar-Coated Toothpaste
2. Super-glue Post-it Notes

AND THE NUMBER ONE STUPID INVENTION?
1. The system that allows you to report power failure via the Internet.
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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If a cow snorted when it laughed would milk come out of her nose?
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As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice that when you put the two words
"The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, " This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices there are five old ladies--two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour," the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "22" is the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These ladies seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."
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well people leave me comments and tell me what u think of the section!!!!!

sup

sup party ppl!!!!!!
here is a random thing
do u ever go on Disney extreme digital?well it is cool.u can chat with real kids( it is controlled so u can't say bad words) and listen to sweet music and play games.And it is like so cool.
later

-Karie

computer

i have a computer.duh what was i thinking of course i have a computer or i would not be posting.Boy,have i lost my mind?I relay am stupid.I think i must have fried it when i walked in that fire.jkjkjk.But i am sssooooooooo random.Ok see that was so random!Ps i have nothing to post about(duh)here i go again.Ok let me stop before i make a complete idiot of myself!!!!!!!!l8r!!!
-Karie

Blond

OK here is a joke thing

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blond lady driver,'ma'am,is there a reason that your waving all over the road?'
The woman replied,"Oh officer thank goodness your here!I almost have an accident.I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me.I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me!
Reaching through the side window to the rear view window,the officer replied,Ma'am......that is your air freshener...........
OK tell me what you think of that!!!!!!!!:)

question

hay you guys,does any one of you know how to play a guitar?Because i want to learn how to play.OK later!

pizza

i eat pizza now.

three brain teasers

1.a murderer is condemned to death.He has to choose between three rooms.The first is full of raging fires,the second is assassins with loaded guns,and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.Which room is the safest for him?
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2.A woman shoots her husband.Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes.Finally, she hangs him.but five minutes later the go out together and have a wonderful diner together.How can this be??
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The woman was a photographer.she shot a picture of her husband and developed it and then hung it up to dry!!!!!lol!!
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3.This is an unusual paragraph.I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it.It's so plain you would think there is nothing wrong with it.In fact there is nothing wrong with it!It unusual though.Study it,and think about it,but you may still find anything odd.But if you work a bit,you might find it out.Try to do so with out coaching!!
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The letter 'e'-the most common letter in the English language-is missing from the entire paragraph!This was hard,if you got this one-give yourself a pat on the back!

Ok tell me what you think of that!!!!!!

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i want pizza and soda.

Hi!

Hi,this blog may be really weird.Tell me what you think.I like when people comment and it's nice to know people read my blog!!!OK here is another joke thing!!
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.~Blond #1-You look tired.
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.Blond #2-Ya, i couldn't sleep so i counted sheep but i only made it to 500.
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.Blond#1-Then did you fall asleep?
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.Blond#2-No,how do you think i could sleep with 500 sheep in my room??!!~
OK that was pretty lame.Now if any one of you is blond i don't mean any offence because i am blond too!!!

More stuff!

Ok here is somthing kinda funny
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.~Tom:Did i ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a lion?
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.Jim:No what happened?
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.Tom:There I stood...with out a gun.The lion crept closes...and closer...and even closer....
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.Jim:What did you do!!!??
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.Tom:I moved to the next cage!~

Funny stuff!

Hear are a few things for you to read!!!They may be weird.Tell me what you think.
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.~Daily prayer:Dear God,put your arms around my shoulders and you hands over my mouth!!~
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.~Teacher:"Boys and girls,there is a wonderful example in the life of the ant.Every day the ant goes and works all day long.Every day the ant is busy.And in the end what happens?"
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.John:"Someone steps on him."~
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.~What does a bee get at McDonald's?
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.A humburger.~
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.~Just before the ark set sail,Noah saw his two sons fishing over the side. "Go easy on the bait guys",he said."Remember I've only got two worms!"~
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.~"Why is your dog growling at me while I'm eating?",Dave asked Steve."Does he want me to give him some food?"
"No,"said Steve."He's just mad that you are eating off his favorite plate."~
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.~City slicker:Whats the name of this ranch?"
Rancher:"Why its the Double-D Crooked-T Bar-B Circle-M."
City slicker:"It's kind of hard to remember all that,isn't it?"
Rancher:"I s'pose so."
City slicker:"So where are all the cows?"
Rancher:"Can't keep any.One look at that branding iron and they're gone!!!"~
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.~Guide: I never guide hunters any more,just fishermen.
Hunter: Why?
Guide: Because I've never been mistaken for fish.~
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.Do you know you wasted 92 whole seconds reading this stuff!You know what you could have done in that time?You could have ordered a burger at the McDonald's drive through and still have one second left!!!LOL!!!:)

Weird stuff!

here is something good.hope it makes you laugh!!
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.Who was the 3rd man to walk on water?
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.The first was Jesus Christ
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.The second was the apostal peter
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.The third was this guy.... named Jose.....
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crazy facts

OK you may think this blog is weird or crazy or maybe cool.well it is supposed to be weird!!So here it goes!!!!
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.What three people walked on water??
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.The first was Christ.
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